Friday, July 13, 2007

Persistence is Futile



Hello, my name is Dasha Cat and I am the pampered feline queen who insists on endless rubs, grated cheese and milk in the house-hold of the blog owner.
I have taken a particular liking to the new 'art studio' that she-who-thinks-she-is-queen included in the house over the holidays. In particular I like the laptop. There is nothing quite like sprawling myself across it or strategically placing myself on the keyboard in front of the screen. I mean, what could be more important than me?
At the present time the previously mentioned person thinks that closing the laptop and scrapbooking will deter my right for attention. When we she ever learn?
Even now I am perched just on the edge. Not enough so that she can't type, but enough that every time Queen-wanna-be types using the left hand side, I indirectly get a rub. Tactics I tell ya, tactics. The Shift key is proving to be particularly challenging for her to locate.
When will she learn that Persistence is Futile as I bask in the warmth of the desk lamp and the silent hum of the laptop?


Many Meows
Dasha Cat

3 comments:

  1. hey Dasha, glad you've got them all under your command and they understand just how the Cat Empire really works. Tell the wannabe queen she's got spunky jarmies. peace and love and milk for you, xxxx

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  2. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Love the PJ's! Think we will have to change Sunday's crop session to a slumber party just so you feel right at home and can scrap in comfort! (without your cat climbing all over you)

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  3. Dear Dasha, so glad you have your she-who-thinks-she-is-queen under control. Need any advice about controlling her further then please give us a meow as we have had our humans well and truly under the paw for quite a while.
    Cosmo & Cleo
    Rulers of the Fletcher clan

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